on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
sleeping with Sam Winchester
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him
i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?
JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT
i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin
“shoot him NOW”
nah “MEOW” is funnier
- Misha's joke: so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?'
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay